What are the differences between dogs and cats, if you have both a cat and a dog in your home?如果你家既有貓也有狗，那貓狗有什么區別？
獲得1.4k好評的回答@Bushra Khan：
I have 2 dogs and 25 cats currently. And here are the differences I’ve observed:–我現在有2只狗和25只貓，以下就是我發現的一些區別 ：
1.When you pet them1.撫摸它們時
Dog - “Ooh! I love being petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love you so much, you are amazing.”狗：“哦，我喜歡被撫摸，太舒服了，我喜歡你主人，我太愛你了，你真好。”
Cat - “ I wanna be petted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you bleed.”貓：“我想讓你摸，但也想撓你手看你流血。”
2. When you feed them2.喂它們時
Dog - “ This is the yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell you I love you human? I love you very much.”狗：“這是世界上最好吃的東西，我太開心了，我告訴過你我愛你主人了嗎？我太愛你了。”
Cat - “ I don’t like this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the dog’s food. But anyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You should be grateful.”貓：“我不喜歡這個吃的，我想吃墻上那只蜥蜴或者狗糧，但不管怎樣我會吃掉這個，然后吐到地毯上，你應該高興才對。”
3. When they break something3.弄壞東西時
Dog - “ I am so sorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad boy.”狗：“我很抱歉，主人，我再也不這樣做了，我是個壞狗狗。 ”
Cat - “ I am gonna knock this one off the table too and break everything to pieces, I am the God.” 貓：“我要把桌子上這個也弄掉，把所有東西都撕碎，我才是上帝。”
4. On meeting visitors 4.來客人時
Dog - “ Oh! My human’s human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our garden? Would you like to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so excited.”狗：“哦！是主人的朋友，我也愛你，你想在我們的花園里玩嗎？你想看看我的床嗎？你可以拿我最喜歡的襪子，我太興奮了。”
Cat - “ F*ck no! Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house down.”貓：“不！走開，趁我沒把房子燒掉趕緊離開這兒。”
5. When you call them5.叫它們時
Dog - “ I heard you calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I love you human, thanks for calling my name. I know you love me.”狗：“我聽見你叫了，我太開心了就跑過來了，我愛你主人，謝謝你叫我的名字，我知道你愛我。”
Cat - “ What the hell does this stupid human want from me now?”貓：“這個蠢人到底叫我干什么？”
6. When you come back home6.你回家時
Dog - “ You’ve been gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left, I am so happy you didn’t die. I love you.”狗：“你離開的時間太長了，我太想你了，我以為你走了呢，我真開心你沒死，我愛你。”
Cat - “ Feed me!! ”貓：“趕緊喂我！！”
7. Kind of presents7.送你禮物
Dog - “ I’ve brought these dirty socks for you. I’ve some sticks and some old newspapers too. They are all yours.”狗：“我給你帶來了這些臟襪子，還有些木棍和舊報紙，都送給你。”
Cat - “ I kept this dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I’ve a bird too if you want. This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it.”貓：“我把這只死老鼠放你枕頭上是為了給你驚喜，如果你想要的話還有只鳥，這是我最喜歡的樹葉，可以送給你。”
Despite all these differences both cats and dogs love their human very much!除了這些區別之外，貓和狗還是都很愛主人的！
